Carl Brutananadilewski

DEAR NIGERIAN DUDE,

Okay buddy I accept your offer.  Let’s do this thing.

BANK: JERSEY CREDIT UNION & GROCERY STORE.

ACCOUNT #: XXXXXXXXXXX

PIN #: XXXX

When will I have the money?

Ha HA!  You think I’m stupid enough to publish my REAL bank account number on the interweb?

DEAR MR BRUTANANADILEWSKI ESQ

I HAVE DISCUSSED THE MATTER REGARDING THE PERCENTAGE YOU REQUESTED TO WIT 35% WITH MY SUPERIORS AND AFTER LONG DELIBERATION WE HAVE DECIDED THAT A MAN OF YOUR HIGH STANDING DESERVES NOT ONLY 35% BUT 40%. ON COMPLETION OF OUR DEAL THEN WE SHALL DEPOSIT INTO YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT THE AMOUNT OF NINE MILLION (9,000,000) US DOLLARS WHICH IS 40% (FORTY) PERCENT OF THE TO BE TRANSFERRED AMOUNT OF 47,500,000 MILLION US DOLLARS. WE HOPE YOU ARE PLEASED WITH OUR OFFER. KINDLY SEND ME YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT DETAILS SO THAT WE MAY PROCESS THE TRANSFER IN THIRTY (30) DAYS FROM THE TIME OF RECEIVING YOUR BANKING ACCOUNT DETAILS. IT IS A PLEASURE TO WORK WITH YOU SIR AND I LOOK FORWARD TO CONTINUING OUR BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP IN THE FUTURE.

PLEASE SEND YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

REGARDS

That’s how we do freakin’ business in the US of A! By the way I really only wanted 30% but who am I to argue??

NINE. MILLION. DOLLARS.

I cannot freakin’ WAIT to drive my new Trans Am to the Poconos. You know how Carl rolls.