Carl Brutananadilewski

Watch me totally own this Nigerian dude.

DEAR NIGERIAN DUDE,

HEY WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THE CAPS-LOCK? YOU GOTTA LOOK INTO THAT MY FRIEND. Sometimes I get Tab stuck in my keyboard. The drink, not the key.

But back to our confidential business. DON’T TAKE ME FOR A MORON. You think you can trick me into thinking I’m gonna get 20% of your 47 BAJILLION BUCKS and I’m just gonna give you my bank account information and be happy? Don’t make me come over there and KICK YOUR ASS. Carl Brutananadilewski will NOT be scammed.

I’m not gonna do this thing for ANY LESS than 35%, you hear me?

Fiduciarily yours,

Carl Brutananadilewski, ESQ

That’s right baby, you deal with Carl, you’re dealin’ with some FREAKIN’ HARDBALL.

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