Oh Ho Ho, Carl’s on the Internets!
Tuesday, May 30th, 2006That’s right ladies, GET READY. I already signed up for that Adult Friend Finder there and I tricked this Nigerian RETARD into giving me 47 BAJILLION BIG ONES! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!
SUCK THAT, FRYLOCK!
When that guy sends me the money I’m gettin’ me the biggest above-ground pool you ever SEEN! With the HD underwater TV and a fridge for the brewksies. TOP OF THEE LINE. It’s gonna be FREAKIN’ SWEET!
Then two words: TRANS AM BABY!
