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Oh Ho Ho, Carl’s on the Internets!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

That’s right ladies, GET READY. I already signed up for that Adult Friend Finder there and I tricked this Nigerian RETARD into giving me 47 BAJILLION BIG ONES! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!

SUCK THAT, FRYLOCK!

When that guy sends me the money I’m gettin’ me the biggest above-ground pool you ever SEEN! With the HD underwater TV and a fridge for the brewksies. TOP OF THEE LINE. It’s gonna be FREAKIN’ SWEET!

Then two words: TRANS AM BABY!

Carl's gettin' a TRANS AM BABY!